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Sam

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#91 15/03/2013 at 19:13

I'm just trying to clarify the rules.

Would I be OK to be 501m away with a high quality lens? 

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#92 15/03/2013 at 19:14


That's still half your age.
Fat Eric, 15/03/2013 at 19:13


And twice his IQ. 

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#93 15/03/2013 at 19:14

I'm just trying to clarify the rules.

Would I be OK to be 501m away with a high quality lens?
Sam, 15/03/2013 at 19:13



You're using a sniper rifle aren't you. 

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#94 15/03/2013 at 19:14


That's still half your age.
Fat Eric, 15/03/2013 at 19:13

You've confused our DOBs mate.

I'm proudly not 34 until May. 

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#95 15/03/2013 at 19:16


You've confused our DOBs mate.

I'm proudly not 34 until May.
Sam, 15/03/2013 at 19:14

Must've been a b*stard of a paper round. 

I got 99 problems but the pigs ain't one! 

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#96 15/03/2013 at 19:17

What if I'm waiting outside school but my flies are done up and my hands aren't in my pockets?
Sam, 15/03/2013 at 19:07


If you turn your pockets inside out its called "the white eared elephant", a military classic. 

This is the last time I'm painting on a grin. 

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#97 15/03/2013 at 19:25



And twice his IQ.
Walkley, 15/03/2013 at 19:14

You made me do a quick IQ test online.

Whilst not giving it a full and undistracted attempt I got 108.

Is that any good? 

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#98 15/03/2013 at 19:26


Must've been a b*stard of a paper round.
Fat Eric, 15/03/2013 at 19:16

Might post a picture of your wife. 

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#99 15/03/2013 at 19:30

Bigsmile

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Reesh1867

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#100 15/03/2013 at 19:34


Might post a picture of your wife.
Sam, 15/03/2013 at 19:26



Did you see her on your paper round? 

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#101 15/03/2013 at 19:35

Yeah, she was in the flats which had one of those red cords. 

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#102 15/03/2013 at 19:55

The London Tourist board have today issued a warning to all travellers using the underground to adopt a high level of alert, due to the reported spread of "mind bumming", particularly on the Central line. "Mind Bumming" first became a problem for Underground chiefs last year, when gangs of homosexuals began to congregate in stations in order to collectively stare at straight men. By all thinking about bumming at once, the gang can then project their thoughts of gayness into the brain of their victim, who is thought to experience traumatic feelings akin to an impending rectal holocaust.

Although the mind bummers do not actually make physical contact with their victims, these cerebral fudge-packers are already causing high numbers of commuters to find alternative routes to work. A recent survey by The Department of Transport found that 68% of Underground users admitted to being scared of being mind-bummed, while the remaining 32 % were said to be "very, very scared indeed".

This is obviously an area of concern for those responsible for customer safety, and Health and Safety Officer for the Underground, Brian Unwin, has recently outlined some tips on how to stay safe when travelling alone on the underground, excerpts of which can be seen below...


1.The eyes are considered to be the window to the brain, therefore the mouth is the door. Keep them locked at all times to prevent gay mind bummers gaining access.

2. If you feel that your thoughts are being bummed, then try to think of very heterosexual ideas, such as the campaign for real ale, or drilling a hole in a wall.

3. Try not to dress or behave in a way which might attract mind bummers, for example, don't wear pink or talk about Judy Garland in public.

The Metropolitan Police have also issued a statement, which reassures commuters that mind bumming is still extremely rare and that there are far greater threats to public safety in London, such as polish people.

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#103 15/03/2013 at 20:05

LaughLaughLaugh

Where the fuck did you dig that up from? 

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#104 15/03/2013 at 20:10

LaughLaughLaugh

Where the fuck did you dig that up from?
Greno, 15/03/2013 at 20:05


Remember it was posted on here back in about 2005. 

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#105 15/03/2013 at 20:24

Well before my time, but googled it and found it.

Remind me to clear out the search history before she gets back tomorrow.
Blush

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